I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’
(Source: kas-a, via trouserweasel)
when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE
(Source: nerdjpg, via perks-of-being-chinese)
I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
(Source: hbunot, via trust)
Anonymous said: what does it mean if a guy has been texting you good morning for 6 weeks straight?
he wants you to have a good morning